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the Hermes hostage situation

noun phrase /thuh-her-meez-hos-tij-sich-oo-ay-shun/

Definition

The agonizing state of being unable to shower or leave the house because a delivery company has given you a 14-hour window.

In use

“I was locked in the Hermes hostage situation until 8 PM for a £5 phone charger.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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/thuh-her-meez-hos-tij-sich-oo-ay-shun/

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