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the 'how was your weekend' dread

noun phrase /thuh-how-wuz-yor-week-end-dred/

Definition

The anxiety of having to invent a socially acceptable, fulfilling narrative for two days spent entirely horizontal.

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“I stumbled through the 'how was your weekend' dread by pretending I went for a hike.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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