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the sneeze-shatter

noun phrase /thuh-sneez-shat-er/

Definition

An apocalyptic expulsion of air unique to fathers over fifty, delivered with zero warning and maximum decibels.

In use

“He let out the sneeze-shatter and the dog ran out of the room.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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