binslammer

An insufferable individual who combines zero personal hygiene with an overwhelming desire to stand far too close, talk incessantly, and ruin the air quality of any room they enter.

To scribble 'Return to Sender' on a piece of mail for a former tenant who moved out five years ago, forcefully thrusting it back into the postbox in a desperate attempt to stop the endless tide of someone else's debt letters.

A ruthless, power-tripping cunt of a neighbour who runs a relentless, uninvited surveillance operation over the entire street, treating shared spaces like a high-security prison camp.

To repeatedly move the same way as another person while apologising during an attempted pass.