joke-murdering

When someone lies, exaggerates, or talks absolute nonsense so often it basically becomes part of their daily routine. They wake up, brush their teeth, avoid accountability, and start spreading bullshit like it's a morning wellness practice. At this point, it's not a mistake. It's a bullshitual.

The desire to become a better bitch.

Avoiding direct criticism by acknowledging only the existence of the chosen approach.

A cowardly, lazy act of household sabotage where the burden of rinsing and recycling plastic is passed to the next thirsty victim.