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parcel-paranoia

noun /par-sul-pa-ruh-noy-uh/

Definition

The obsessive refreshing of a delivery page despite knowing it is 'out for delivery'.

In use

“My parcel-paranoia meant I didn't leave the house all day.”
Published 3 August 2026

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noun
Pronunciation
/par-sul-pa-ruh-noy-uh/

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Everyday life

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