queue-creeper

The state of being utterly destroyed, incapacitated, and profoundly unwell as a direct result of heavy drinking the previous night. A condition so severe it feels entireley unrectifiable.

The uniquely British act of seething with violent indignation while maintaining absolute silence and occasionally tutting.

An exceptionally tall individual whose immense height is paired with bizarre, uncoordinated movements, awkward social energy, and a general lack of spatial awareness.

A aggressively loud individual who pathologically fabricates stories, ensuring that every lie they tell is delivered at maximum volume so nobody else can speak or question them.