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remote-panicking

verb /ree-moht-pan-ik-ing/

Definition

A frantic scramble through drawers for AA batteries occurring exclusively at the worst possible moment.

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“I was remote-panicking two minutes before kickoff, found batteries in the smoke alarm instead.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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