self-scanning-sweat

The sudden panic when a stranger does something nice for you, and you are forced to say "cheers," "thank you," and "sorry" all within three seconds while walking away far too quickly.

The irrational belief or hope that someone will somehow be less of a cunt this week, despite mountains of evidence proving otherwise.

When you give zero fucks and no worries and you just let the shit show resume.

It's when you're pissed off and mystified at their stupidity at the same time.