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spider-standoff

noun /spy-der-stand-off/

Definition

A tense, fearful confrontation where neither human nor arachnid is willing to make the first move, ending when you lose sight of it.

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“I was locked in a spider-standoff for ten minutes armed with a rolled-up magazine.”
Published 3 August 2026

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