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spludfuck

noun /splud-fuk/

Definition

A profoundly useless, chaotic individual who manages to completely ruin or break everything they touch, converting simple tasks into total disasters through an unmatched combination of clumsiness and stupidity.

In use

“Don't let that total spludfuck near the espresso machine; he’s already broken two steam wands this week.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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