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the bare-minimum monday

noun phrase /thuh-bair-min-i-mum-mun-day/

Definition

A spiritual strike action involving long toilet breaks, zero proactive emails, and a total refusal to engage with the capitalist machine.

In use

“I haven't opened a single spreadsheet today; it's strictly the bare-minimum monday.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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/thuh-bair-min-i-mum-mun-day/

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