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the 'left in a safe place' lie

noun phrase /thuh-left-in-uh-sayf-plays-ly/

Definition

A blatant falsehood from a courier claiming your package is secure, when it has actually been hurled directly into a neighbor's recycling bin.

In use

“The email gave me the 'left in a safe place' lie, and I found it soaked in the gutter.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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/thuh-left-in-uh-sayf-plays-ly/

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