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Entries relating to partners.
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Habitually and confidently finishing a partner's anecdote, occasionally with details that aren't entirely accurate.
Read full entry →A small but meaningful act of selflessness, expressed entirely through the sacrifice of the final, most desirable chip.
Read full entry →A small but genuinely touching instance where a partner's knowledge of your taste translates flawlessly into a menu choice.
Read full entry →The protective, slightly proud act of proofreading a partner's messages before they go out to friends or family.
Read full entry →Engaging in near-constant, low-stakes squabbling that functions less as conflict and more as a private language of closeness.
Read full entry →Habitually characterising every past partner as unreasonable, without acknowledging any personal responsibility whatsoever.
Read full entry →A physical giveaway of suppressed anger, expressed through unusually aggressive household chores rather than words.
Read full entry →A once-dominant meme template now deployed unironically, appreciated purely for its historical significance rather than freshness.
Read full entry →A small, considerate message sent to build anticipation for an evening meal already underway at home.
Read full entry →An enduring, low-level tension between two partners with fundamentally incompatible relationships to time.
Read full entry →The quiet, internal critique of a partner's driving decisions, expressed only through subtle winces and gripped armrests.
Read full entry →A quietly domestic sign of closeness in which partners intuitively anticipate each other's household needs.
Read full entry →An apparently long-settled disagreement that reappears in conversation with startling, unexpected precision.
Read full entry →In perfect, wordless agreement with a partner that a social event has run its course and should be abandoned.
Read full entry →An extended, repeatedly interrupted farewell ritual that never quite manages to end with an actual exit.
Read full entry →Willing to sit through significant personal tedium purely out of devotion to a partner's viewing preferences.
Read full entry →A significant, unspoken threshold of intimacy reached in a long-term relationship marked by bodily comfort.
Read full entry →Someone who declares no appetite before systematically dismantling everyone else's meal one chip at a time.
Read full entry →A thin, unconvincing denial of reality TV fandom immediately undone by encyclopaedic contestant knowledge.
Read full entry →A confident, entirely unqualified forecast about the romantic trajectory of two strangers in a Majorcan villa.
Read full entry →The proud but catastrophic act of giving a stranger total confidence in navigation you genuinely do not possess.
Read full entry →The deployment of the word 'fine' or 'ok' to create a false sense of peace while secretly preparing for a massive argument.
Read full entry →A silent, freezing contest of grip strength performed at 4 AM to reclaim basic human warmth from a thief.
Read full entry →The psychopathic, 3 AM digital excavation of a loved one's tagged photos to find an ex you can negatively compare yourself to.
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