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lamppost-colliding

verb /lamp-pohst-kuh-ly-ding/

Definition

A public, undignified physical collision entirely self-inflicted by staring at a phone screen instead of the pavement.

In use

“I was lamppost-colliding in front of the entire bus queue, absolutely mortifying.”

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british life buses phones queues tea
Published 3 August 2026

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Language

Language form
verb
Pronunciation
/lamp-pohst-kuh-ly-ding/

Classification

Life domain
Everyday life

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