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Broad classification for food & drink.
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That awful beeping in McDonald's that drives you fucking insane! Beep, beep fucking beep!
Read full entry →A deeply inconsiderate individual who aggressively and slowly rustles a packet of crisps in a completely silent environment, turning a quick snack into an absolute auditory assault for everyone nearby.
Read full entry →The misplaced optimism that toast can always stay in the toaster slightly longer.
Read full entry →The risky act of selecting unidentified frozen food and discovering its contents only after reheating.
Read full entry →To stand and stare through the microwave door until the timer reaches zero.
Read full entry →The unintended consumption of far more snacks than originally planned.
Read full entry →To repeatedly open the fridge in the hope that a different food option has somehow materialised.
Read full entry →The comforting fiction that food eaten after midnight still belongs to the previous day's meal plan.
Read full entry →Constructing elaborate nutritional arguments in favour of late-night kebab consumption.
Read full entry →A breakfast consisting entirely of refrigerated takeaway that somehow tastes even better than it did the night before.
Read full entry →Intentionally preserving takeaway leftovers for an unusually satisfying morning meal.
Read full entry →A minor takeaway error elevated to the status of national emergency.
Read full entry →Treating the absence of complimentary sauces as a significant emotional event.
Read full entry →Arguing about chilli intensity using entirely subjective evidence.
Read full entry →A state in which ordering has become so predictable that the menu serves no practical purpose.
Read full entry →Achieving complete culinary routine by permanently abandoning experimentation.
Read full entry →The unavoidable loss of several chips to someone who specifically claimed not to want any.
Read full entry →Declining an entire portion of chips while fully intending to consume another person's instead.
Read full entry →Employing negotiation, guilt and diplomacy to secure the final poppadom.
Read full entry →Obsessively reopening a food delivery tracker in the hope that the driver's icon has moved another few metres.
Read full entry →Pretending to deliberate despite having settled the matter long ago.
Read full entry →Introducing an entirely ordinary opinion as though it required exceptional courage to reveal.
Read full entry →Deliberately minimising the severity of a disastrous situation through spectacular understatement.
Read full entry →The seemingly supernatural relationship between outdoor cooking and sudden rainfall.
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