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A catastrophic, high-decibel toddler meltdown triggered by a full nappy, occurring specifically in the middle of a large supermarket aisle, transforming a peaceful grocery run into an immediate public emergency.

An oblivious individual who waits until the absolute last second to begin a deep-sea diving expedition into the abyss of their oversized handbag to find their wallet.

A customer who stands at the self-checkout, scans a pile of full-price groceries, and waits until the absolute final second to aggressively scan their Clubcard that instantly dropping the total by £15 while looking smugly at the person behind them in line.

To moisten your fingertips in order to open a stubborn produce bag.