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An involuntary, muscle-memory reaction to a childhood jingle heard decades later at a wedding disco.
Read full entry →A recurring national state of confusion regarding the extremes celebrities will endure for a Cyclone star.
Read full entry →A sudden, total loss of memory occurring exclusively while holding a phone with the correct answer already open on it.
Read full entry →The deeply British pastime of consuming other people's reactions to television as a superior form of television.
Read full entry →The act of turning a trivial update into an unlistenable audio drama that recipients will avoid opening until Tuesday.
Read full entry →The elaborate national performance of feigned suspense during a football recap you have already fully spoiled for yourself.
Read full entry →A terrifying, split-second loss of object permanence that makes you think you've lost an £800 piece of glass you are literally staring at.
Read full entry →The deployment of the word 'fine' or 'ok' to create a false sense of peace while secretly preparing for a massive argument.
Read full entry →A guilty, sudden jerk to consciousness immediately followed by a defensive lie told by dads worldwide.
Read full entry →The absolute minimum physical effort required to register amusement at a terrible meme shown to you on a friend's phone.
Read full entry →The irrational, horror-movie-induced paranoia that strikes the exact second you cover your face in soap suds.
Read full entry →A devastating audio trick played by a Netflix drama that triggers a ten-minute barking fit and ruins the evening peace.
Read full entry →The disgusting exploration of upholstery depths, usually resulting in the discovery of loose change, a stale crisp, and no television clicker.
Read full entry →An invasive, shuffling dance performed in complete darkness while trying not to spill popcorn onto a stranger's lap.
Read full entry →The principled, furious refusal to invent a new password for a retailer you will literally only use once in your life.
Read full entry →A lightning-fast digital assassination of evidence, performed to protect your personal brand from a highly unflattering angle.
Read full entry →A terrifying cognitive blackout where the pressure to sound casual makes it impossible to type a single cohesive sentence.
Read full entry →The deeply confusing phenomenon of a coward who refuses to reply to a text but aggressively consumes every piece of content you upload.
Read full entry →The psychopathic, 3 AM digital excavation of a loved one's tagged photos to find an ex you can negatively compare yourself to.
Read full entry →A traumatic auditory hallucination induced by corporate burnout, causing you to flinch when no computer is even in the room.
Read full entry →A desperate, scorched-earth digital cleansing where you accept failure and permanently ignore years of correspondence.
Read full entry →The desperate, primate-like stretching of an arm towards the ceiling in a futile attempt to summon a data signal.
Read full entry →The chaotic, overlapping chorus of colleagues aggressively informing a boomer that their microphone is turned off.
Read full entry →The frantic, preemptive destruction of browser evidence (ASOS, Reddit, flights to Spain) right before a Zoom presentation.
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