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Entries relating to customer service.
Suggested home: Money, admin & customer service / Customer service & complaints
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A hidden catalogue of unresolved annoyance disguised as reassurance.
Read full entry →A sudden spike in blood pressure caused by a notification that inevitably precedes a rent increase or a complaint about a bin bag.
Read full entry →Describing a batch of puddings that emerged from the oven with all the height and drama of a pancake.
Read full entry →A brief but genuine camaraderie developed with a total stranger purely through shared exasperation at a long wait.
Read full entry →A public, echoing summons that instantly makes every other customer stop and stare at you with vague suspicion.
Read full entry →A curt, defensive refusal issued before the automated request has even finished being read out.
Read full entry →A polite managerial silencing tactic used to stop a difficult topic from being discussed in front of the rest of the team.
Read full entry →A devastating, career-ending corporate error where an employee accidentally broadcasts a snarky complaint to the 5,000-person global directory.
Read full entry →A sickeningly transparent attempt to disguise a boast as a complaint, instantly marking the speaker as an insufferable narcissist.
Read full entry →The corporate catastrophe of sending a private complaint to the entire company directory.
Read full entry →A seemingly fast checkout lane that is entirely paralyzed by a complex customer service issue.
Read full entry →Used to introduce an additional grievance immediately after conceding a point.
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