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Entries relating to driving.
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The act of abandoning half-worn laundry on furniture because it is too clean for the wash but too dirty for the wardrobe.
Read full entry →An Oscar-worthy display of feline agony, protesting a bowl that is technically 90% full.
Read full entry →A state of voluntary paralysis entered into because disturbing a slumbering animal is morally unacceptable.
Read full entry →The desperate, knife-wielding attempt to rescue charred bread because you don't want to make another slice.
Read full entry →A physical assessment of liquid mass to determine if a cup of tea is viable without a trip to the shop.
Read full entry →The frantic, clumsy attempt to slide a debit card into a purse while the cashier glares at you.
Read full entry →The refusal to purchase £80 of goods because the retailer refuses to absorb a minor delivery fee.
Read full entry →A covert culinary operation executed by temporarily disabling video feeds during a company-wide broadcast.
Read full entry →The instinct to softly stroke the steering wheel after driving over a massive crater.
Read full entry →The sudden, sharp pain of yanking an earbud out without clearing the cartilage.
Read full entry →The exhausting physical struggle against a single jammed wheel in a supermarket.
Read full entry →The inability to correctly orient a simple rectangular plug on the first or second attempt.
Read full entry →The mandatory cessation of all audio entertainment to allow for intense spatial reasoning.
Read full entry →The impossible physics of computer ports that require three attempts for a two-sided plug.
Read full entry →The public broadcasting of your purchases or errors by an automated supermarket machine.
Read full entry →The act of entering credentials at a glacial pace, causing you to forget which key you just pressed.
Read full entry →The lazy abdication of household responsibility, leaving the cardboard tube for the next victim.
Read full entry →The futile belief that violent motion will restore life to a clearly empty biro.
Read full entry →The tense three seconds waiting for a contactless payment to approve.
Read full entry →The agonizing trap of sitting in a passenger seat while the driver chats to a neighbor.
Read full entry →The aggressive, jarring beep a card machine makes, making you feel like you've stolen something.
Read full entry →The exhausting physical battle to keep a supermarket trolley moving in a straight line.
Read full entry →The stubborn refusal to make two trips, resulting in circulation loss to the fingers.
Read full entry →The auditory measurement of liquid mass to avoid pouring dry cornflakes.
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