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Entries relating to driving.
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The bizarre neurological condition afflicting expensive car drivers, rendering them completely incapable of signaling their intent to turn.
Read full entry →The hyper-aggressive driving style favored by angry men in German saloons who wish to occupy the boot of your Nissan Micra.
Read full entry →The stomach-churning anxiety experienced while sitting in a greasy garage waiting for a mechanic to hand you a £800 repair bill.
Read full entry →An unpaid, HR-enforced nightmare involving terrible sandwiches, forced socialization, and building a raft out of cardboard.
Read full entry →The endless, dangling-carrot tactic used to squeeze another year of unpaid extra duties out of an ambitious employee.
Read full entry →A deceitful errand run to secure a brief sanctuary of peace inside a parked car away from your family.
Read full entry →The minimum viable effort of gratitude shown to a driver, performed while staring steadfastly ahead.
Read full entry →A diplomatic shutdown phrase used to placate an idiot while firmly ensuring their idea never sees the light of day.
Read full entry →The ugly, moisture-creating method of drying laundry that leaves your jeans feeling like cardboard.
Read full entry →The silent heartbreak of losing out on 4p worth of points because you forgot your wallet insert.
Read full entry →The erratic, dangerous swerving required to navigate the lunar landscape of a typical British B-road.
Read full entry →The futile, repetitive search for snacks that do not exist, driven by boredom rather than actual hunger.
Read full entry →An unnecessary salute given to a driver stopping at a zebra crossing, driven by a deep-seated fear of seeming rude.
Read full entry →A legally binding vocal requirement to thank a public transport operator, regardless of how terrifying the journey was.
Read full entry →The tense, anxious suspension of a debit card over a reader, silently praying your bank doesn't decline a £3 coffee.
Read full entry →The simmering, unvoiced hostility directed at a shopper who treats the supermarket floor like their personal parking space.
Read full entry →The oblivious, infuriating habit of cruising permanently in the center of the motorway, forcing everyone to overtake you.
Read full entry →The agonizing, tear-inducing suppression of a throat tickle on a silent train, to avoid the judgement of fifty commuters.
Read full entry →The covert observation of neighboring properties to determine which specific refuse collection is happening tomorrow morning.
Read full entry →A broad categorization for any action involving terrible parking, loud chewing, or playing music without headphones on a train.
Read full entry →A profoundly British state of being where the physical and mental capacity to care about or engage in an activity has been entirely depleted.
Read full entry →The careless detonation of 5,000 notifications across an entire corporation by someone who does not understand how email works.
Read full entry →A deeply embarrassing relative who uses social media exclusively to broadcast unhinged, easily disprovable garbage to everyone you know.
Read full entry →The hollow, performative posting of black squares or infographics to protect your personal brand rather than enacting actual change.
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