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Entries relating to fitness.
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An ongoing financial penalty paid purely to maintain the fantasy that you might one day use a treadmill.
Read full entry →A desperate, barefoot scramble down the hallway to intercept a courier who knocks exactly once and starts running away.
Read full entry →A lightning-fast digital assassination of evidence, performed to protect your personal brand from a highly unflattering angle.
Read full entry →A purely theoretical commitment to eating only kale and running 5k, instantly destroyed the moment a coworker brings in doughnuts.
Read full entry →The deliberate blindness applied to a domestic chore, eventually forcing the victim to wear swimming trunks to the supermarket.
Read full entry →An unpaid, HR-enforced nightmare involving terrible sandwiches, forced socialization, and building a raft out of cardboard.
Read full entry →A deceitful errand run to secure a brief sanctuary of peace inside a parked car away from your family.
Read full entry →A depressing, repetitive filler conversation utilized by colleagues who have completely run out of things to talk about.
Read full entry →A temporary loss of external audio input caused by the skull-rattling crunch of eating a thick potato snack.
Read full entry →The digital equivalent of running to the teacher, executed by insecure employees trying to cover their own mistakes.
Read full entry →A relentlessly dull individual whose entire personality has been replaced by macros, deadlifts, and unasked-for nutritional advice.
Read full entry →An HR-enforced nightmare involving trust falls, escape rooms, or bowling, designed to foster morale but entirely destroying the will to live.
Read full entry →An inexplicable, demonic possession that compels a dog or cat to run parkour off the walls at 3 AM.
Read full entry →The specific time of night when a cat decides to run horizontally along the back of the sofa.
Read full entry →The social misstep of responding to an email within three seconds, thereby inviting more immediate work.
Read full entry →The depressing act of consuming a sandwich over a laptop, thereby ruining the spacebar mechanism forever.
Read full entry →Slowing down from a frantic sprint into a casual stroll immediately after the bus doors close in your face.
Read full entry →The primitive, terror-fueled dash from the ground floor light switch to the safety of the bedroom.
Read full entry →The tragic cycle of abandoning wet clothes in a drum until they smell damp, requiring a second cycle.
Read full entry →The subconscious collection of multiple water receptacles next to a bed over a period of several nights.
Read full entry →The smooth but highly suspicious transition from falling over to a purposeful light run.
Read full entry →The futile belief that violent motion will restore life to a clearly empty biro.
Read full entry →A frantic, forward-leaning run designed to make a clumsy trip look like an intentional burst of speed.
Read full entry →The self-destructive habit of delaying waking up, guaranteeing a rushed, stressful commute.
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