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The hypocritical, profit-driven co-opting of social justice movements by soulless brands to distract from their own horrifying ethics.
Read full entry →A looming geographical feature of folded clothing that migrates nightly between the mattress and a chair.
Read full entry →The theatrical assessment of a shirt's material to justify to the hovering assistant why you aren't buying it.
Read full entry →The act of abandoning half-worn laundry on furniture because it is too clean for the wash but too dirty for the wardrobe.
Read full entry →The tragic cycle of abandoning wet clothes in a drum until they smell damp, requiring a second cycle.
Read full entry →The mental surrender of an item of clothing that falls into a crevice too dusty or narrow to reach.
Read full entry →The daily relocation of unfolded laundry to whichever piece of furniture you currently need to use.
Read full entry →The frustrating attempt to clean one's hands under an aggressively eco-friendly, low-pressure tap.
Read full entry →The ultimate lazy consumption method, allowing crumbs to fall directly into the drain.
Read full entry →The lazy friction method of removing footwear without engaging the hands.
Read full entry →The desperate olfactory assessment of laundry plucked from the 'chairdrobe'.
Read full entry →The prolonged period during which a travel bag sits in the bedroom acting as a secondary wardrobe.
Read full entry →The aerodynamic disaster of hitting the curve of a spoon with a high-pressure tap.
Read full entry →The terrifying and clammy attachment of wet plastic to your skin while washing.
Read full entry →The perpetual relocation of unfolded clothes rather than actually putting them away.
Read full entry →The financially irresponsible act of adjusting the heating rather than dressing appropriately.
Read full entry →In a manner far more eager than the mundane situation reasonably requires.
Read full entry →To place clothing on a chair instead of hanging it up properly.
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