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The covert digital assassination of a coworker's character while maintaining a perfectly blank, professional facial expression.
Read full entry →An inexplicable, demonic possession that compels a dog or cat to run parkour off the walls at 3 AM.
Read full entry →A corporate gathering designed entirely to justify a middle manager's existence while stealing your afternoon.
Read full entry →The terrifying, croaky noise emitted when speaking for the first time after three hours of silent listening.
Read full entry →The bare minimum physical effort required to prevent a screensaver from betraying your lack of productivity.
Read full entry →The subtle manipulation of a cursor to prevent your workplace chat icon from turning yellow while you make tea.
Read full entry →A covert culinary operation executed by temporarily disabling video feeds during a company-wide broadcast.
Read full entry →A 45-minute video call organized entirely to convey two sentences of basic information.
Read full entry →The inexplicable burst of feline energy that results in parkour off the bedroom walls in the dead of night.
Read full entry →The subconscious and highly annoying manipulation of office supplies to burn nervous energy.
Read full entry →The excessive outpouring of guilt for a delay so minor the other person hadn't noticed it.
Read full entry →The desperate olfactory assessment of laundry plucked from the 'chairdrobe'.
Read full entry →The terrifying few seconds before checking what else is open on your desktop.
Read full entry →Nodding thoughtfully during a meeting to mask complete confusion about a technical term.
Read full entry →In a way that creates lots of visible activity but produces no useful result.
Read full entry →Unable to retain information delivered during corporate meetings.
Read full entry →To lose focus gradually during a meeting while continuing to look attentive.
Read full entry →With particular attention to the availability of food.
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