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The uncontrolled escalation of a date conversation into extended, unsolicited detail about a previous relationship.
Read full entry →Using the vague framing of a temporary pause to effectively and permanently end contact without confirmation.
Read full entry →The protective, slightly proud act of proofreading a partner's messages before they go out to friends or family.
Read full entry →An overwhelming, vaguely worded conversational opener that leaves the other person scrambling to summarise an entire life.
Read full entry →Claiming full comprehension of a lengthy message chain while having actually absorbed almost none of the content.
Read full entry →Habitually overstating the cultural significance of minor, forgettable moments using increasingly grand language.
Read full entry →Possessing an encyclopaedic, near-instinctive knowledge of British sitcom quotes deployed in almost any social context.
Read full entry →A sudden and total conversational detour caused by a single well-placed early-2000s comedy reference.
Read full entry →A perfectly placed sitcom reference that lands so cleanly it briefly halts the entire conversation with laughter.
Read full entry →So well-versed in a specific meme's context that a single image communicates an entire complex thought instantly.
Read full entry →Compulsively working David Brent lines into unrelated conversation, often to diminishing comic returns.
Read full entry →So attuned to a friend's tastes that identical food orders happen without any conversation or coordination.
Read full entry →A dedicated, ongoing group chat thread devoted entirely to photographing and mocking terrible parking around town.
Read full entry →Immediately suspicious of a message that departs from the group's usual casual, chaotic tone.
Read full entry →A relationship secure enough that shared silence feels natural rather than something requiring filler conversation.
Read full entry →Contradictorily sociable in low-stakes public settings despite professing a general dislike of casual conversation.
Read full entry →Pleasant and engaging but seemingly incapable of recognising the natural end point of a chat.
Read full entry →An apparently long-settled disagreement that reappears in conversation with startling, unexpected precision.
Read full entry →Someone whose enthusiasm for a group chat topic vastly outweighs the actual engagement level of everyone else in it.
Read full entry →A brief but genuine camaraderie developed with a total stranger purely through shared exasperation at a long wait.
Read full entry →An unplanned, unusually deep emotional exchange that happens purely because two people were waiting for the same kettle.
Read full entry →A social sentence served between the starter and dessert, seated next to a stranger with no shared interests whatsoever.
Read full entry →A skilled, well-timed comedic intervention capable of instantly dissolving tension in an otherwise heated group chat.
Read full entry →A brief but total collapse of professional dignity caused entirely by predictive text with a mind of its own.
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