wanker-cramps
A repetitive strain injury developed not from productivity or manual labor, but from relentlessly flicking a thumb over a glowing rectangle of garbage.
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A repetitive strain injury developed not from productivity or manual labor, but from relentlessly flicking a thumb over a glowing rectangle of garbage.
Read full entry →The hostile takeover of an innocent online discussion about baking or pets by someone obsessed with starting a culture war.
Read full entry →The agonizing experience of being trapped behind a group of tourists or slow pedestrians who drift side-to-side, blocking all passing routes.
Read full entry →An anti-social menace who forces a captive audience on a bus or train to listen to their terrible music, video calls, or scrolling algorithms.
Read full entry →The paranoia that your podcast or music is secretly blasting out of your phone's main speaker on a quiet train.
Read full entry →A paralyzing inability to select entertainment, resulting in an hour of watching trailers before going to sleep.
Read full entry →The devastating split-second of visual connection through the poorly designed crack in a public toilet door.
Read full entry →The agonizing process of walking in the exact same direction as someone you just formally bid farewell to.
Read full entry →The deployment of a positive adjective with a tone so flat it conveys deep misery.
Read full entry →The infuriating jam that permanently fuses a jacket to itself right when you need to leave the house.
Read full entry →The intense rage caused by cables that inexplicably tied themselves into a sailor's knot in your pocket.
Read full entry →To unconsciously accelerate your stride to avoid seeming like a target or a creep.
Read full entry →The split-second of horrific visual connection through poorly designed public toilet doors.
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