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Broad classification for emotions & inner life.
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Entries concerning embarrassment & cringe.
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The sudden panic when a stranger does something nice for you, and you are forced to say "cheers," "thank you," and "sorry" all within three seconds while walking away far too quickly.
Read full entry →The irrational belief or hope that someone will somehow be less of a cunt this week, despite mountains of evidence proving otherwise.
Read full entry →When you give zero fucks and no worries and you just let the shit show resume.
Read full entry →It's when you're pissed off and mystified at their stupidity at the same time.
Read full entry →The calm before everything goes to shit and you already know you're not going to care.
Read full entry →A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it.
Read full entry →Someone who spends their evening seething behind closed blinds, intensely watching their neighbours enjoy untaxed leisure time, loud midday gardens, and constant deliveries while they drag themselves through a 40-hour work week.
Read full entry →A fly that bounces repeatedly and aggressively against a wide-open pane of glass, entirely blind to the huge opening directly beside it.
Read full entry →A profoundly useless, chaotic individual who manages to completely ruin or break everything they touch, converting simple tasks into total disasters through an unmatched combination of clumsiness and stupidity.
Read full entry →Adding imaginary hope to an answer that is, in reality, a firm refusal.
Read full entry →An irrational fear that every potato, turkey and mince pie will disappear forever.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A bizarre physiological reaction where you suddenly feel incredibly guilty despite having stolen absolutely nothing.
Read full entry →The deployment of a linguistic shield designed to absolve the speaker of all guilt before they absolutely annihilate someone's character.
Read full entry →An adrenaline spike caused by the immediate, non-consensual threat of viewing a stranger's highly personal or explicit photographs.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new font will look slightly different.
Read full entry →A hollow, greasy regret experienced when a family-sized share bag is violently consumed by a single person on a Tuesday.
Read full entry →The profound financial and culinary sorrow of paying extortionate city prices for a bowl of dry spinach and a single cherry tomato.
Read full entry →A devastating ambush where the excitement of an Amazon delivery is violently replaced by a stranger holding a pamphlet about salvation.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to restart a laptop out of fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A terrifying, psychopathic breach of unwritten public transport etiquette, causing immediate panic and extreme discomfort.
Read full entry →An agonizing state of hyper-awareness where you are forced to observe the horrifying, loud reality of your drunk friends.
Read full entry →An uncertain, anxiety-inducing waiting period between a message being marked read and any actual response arriving.
Read full entry →A rare, appreciated instance of a partner offering pure emotional support without jumping straight to solutions.
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