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Broad classification for travel & transport.
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The sudden, sickening fear that you left the front door wide open, the hob on, and the iron plugged in, ruining your entire journey.
Read full entry →A violent, instinctive tensing of all muscles in anticipation of your vehicle's suspension being destroyed by the local council's negligence.
Read full entry →A desperate, barefoot scramble down the hallway to intercept a courier who knocks exactly once and starts running away.
Read full entry →A terrifying gallery of smoking patrons whose mere presence completely eradicates your ability to steer a vehicle backwards.
Read full entry →A completely pointless vehicular flex designed to assert dominance, saving the driver approximately zero seconds of journey time.
Read full entry →The reckless, faith-based maneuver executed by drivers who are too lazy to turn their heads before merging at 70mph.
Read full entry →A brightly colored array of mechanical cries for help that the driver completely ignores due to sheer financial terror.
Read full entry →The instant, sickening wave of fear that washes over you when your road rage is directed at someone capable of destroying you.
Read full entry →A dangerous display of ego where two commuters would rather trade paint and destroy their vehicles than let the other person go first.
Read full entry →The incredibly dangerous, high-speed intimidation tactic performed by a leased German car while you are already doing 75mph in the fast lane.
Read full entry →The psychological torment of anticipating standing in a stranger's armpit on the Central line for the next five days.
Read full entry →A highly embarrassing lack of coordination when boarding the tube, forcing the victim to immediately pretend they meant to do a weird hop.
Read full entry →The absolute depths of weekend public transport despair, inflicted upon travelers when the rail network decides to do 'engineering works'.
Read full entry →The homicidal anger experienced when trying to walk past oblivious pedestrians wielding eye-level metal spikes in the drizzle.
Read full entry →The unforgivable, socially treasonous act of sliding into the front of a line, instantly making you an enemy of the state.
Read full entry →The explosive, involuntary string of profanities launched into the empty air of your car after hitting a deep asphalt trench.
Read full entry →The heart-stopping jolt of adrenaline when you try to change lanes and narrowly avoid flattening a grey hatchback.
Read full entry →The visceral, dripping panic of sitting on a congested motorway praying the fumes in your tank get you to the next service station.
Read full entry →The intense pressure and total loss of spatial awareness caused by an audience judging your parking abilities.
Read full entry →The absolute blind panic of trying to guess which lane you should be in when the road markings eroded in 1998.
Read full entry →The terrifying, high-stakes game of ignoring the '0 Miles to Empty' warning purely out of a refusal to pay motorway service station prices.
Read full entry →The freezing, furious impotence of sitting in an icy car at 7 AM waiting for the heater to clear a letterbox-sized hole to see through.
Read full entry →A vicious, unspoken suburban war over a two-foot patch of public asphalt outside your respective houses.
Read full entry →The bizarre neurological condition afflicting expensive car drivers, rendering them completely incapable of signaling their intent to turn.
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