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A reckless, lazy game of chance where you grant a complete stranger access to a secure block of flats because you are expecting a pizza.
Read full entry →Displaying disproportionate satisfaction after a minor victory in a low-stakes pastime like darts or pool.
Read full entry →Displaying a level of competitive commitment to Monopoly or Cluedo that far outweighs the actual stakes involved.
Read full entry →A euphoric, long-overdue victory that arrives well past the point most supporters had emotionally given up entirely.
Read full entry →A wildly inaccurate time estimate given before a kickabout that always somehow extends well past sunset.
Read full entry →A highly dangerous game of culinary roulette played by those too lazy to walk to the corner shop for fresh dairy.
Read full entry →A dangerous display of ego where two commuters would rather trade paint and destroy their vehicles than let the other person go first.
Read full entry →The terrifying, high-stakes game of ignoring the '0 Miles to Empty' warning purely out of a refusal to pay motorway service station prices.
Read full entry →The polite but exhausting performance of amusement deployed when your boss is terrible at recounting anecdotes.
Read full entry →The dangerous high-street game of stepping on suspicious concrete slabs after a rainstorm and hoping they don't squirt.
Read full entry →A cynical mental game played by exhausted employees to survive corporate jargon without screaming out loud.
Read full entry →The violent, immediate abandonment of a video game or task due to a sudden spike in uncontrollable, childish anger.
Read full entry →The tense, high-stakes game of intercepting a kitchen appliance before it can wake up the entire house.
Read full entry →A high-stakes household game involving the structural stacking of waste to avoid taking the bag outside.
Read full entry →The high-stakes game of investigating an ex's 2017 holiday album with sweaty thumbs.
Read full entry →The unstoppable, contagious transfer of exhaustion from one person to another.
Read full entry →The useless, loud offering of tactical advice to athletes who cannot hear you.
Read full entry →The universally frustrating experience where a symmetrical-looking plug requires multiple flips.
Read full entry →The dangerous game of forwarding a captured image while exhausted or distracted.
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