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A recurring national state of confusion regarding the extremes celebrities will endure for a Cyclone star.
Read full entry →A low-effort social manoeuvre in which a normal outfit is retroactively rebranded as an ironic character choice.
Read full entry →A cruel, psychological trick played on a loyal companion purely for the fleeting amusement of seeing them look confused.
Read full entry →The instant, biological rejection of a romantic prospect triggered by them performing a completely mundane but deeply uncool action.
Read full entry →The absolute depths of weekend public transport despair, inflicted upon travelers when the rail network decides to do 'engineering works'.
Read full entry →The unforgivable, socially treasonous act of sliding into the front of a line, instantly making you an enemy of the state.
Read full entry →A digital shield used to protect your peace from a colleague who refuses to type their question into the chat.
Read full entry →A terrifying physical manifestation of impatience that completely defeats the asynchronous purpose of email.
Read full entry →A rising, helpless physical panic induced by watching the clock tick past 8:55 AM while trapped on public transport.
Read full entry →The selfish hijacking of 'any other business?' by someone who loves the sound of their own voice, preventing everyone from going home.
Read full entry →A legally binding vocal requirement to thank a public transport operator, regardless of how terrifying the journey was.
Read full entry →The deeply ingrained, entirely irrational British reflex to ask forgiveness from the person who just assaulted your toes.
Read full entry →A digital invoice that destroys a friendship, driven by a psychopathic level of penny-pinching and an inability to let things go.
Read full entry →The non-consensual trapping of a colleague in a confined space to forcibly deliver deeply uncomfortable, highly personal information.
Read full entry →The pathetic, soul-destroying pursuit of algorithmic validation, usually involving a tripod, public dancing, or harassing minimum-wage workers.
Read full entry →An anti-social menace who forces a captive audience on a bus or train to listen to their terrible music, video calls, or scrolling algorithms.
Read full entry →A performance of intense concentration on a progress bar so coworkers think you are doing complex coding.
Read full entry →A cruel sleight of hand designed to send a trusting animal sprinting after absolutely nothing.
Read full entry →The prideful, dirt-flinging moonwalk a canine performs to announce its dominance over a lawn.
Read full entry →The act of traversing an office with purpose and a random document to avoid being handed actual work.
Read full entry →Slowing down from a frantic sprint into a casual stroll immediately after the bus doors close in your face.
Read full entry →Interacting with a blank home screen solely to appear busy and socially unavailable in a public space.
Read full entry →The panic induced by receiving a four-minute audio recording from someone who usually texts.
Read full entry →The jarring return to normal physics when leaving a moving walkway.
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