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An unwritten festive cut-off date that every household believes is objectively correct.
Read full entry →Passionately enforcing an entirely personal opinion on the acceptable date for festive decorations.
Read full entry →Systematically inspecting products until the one with the longest shelf life is found.
Read full entry →A crushing emotional collapse caused by an underwhelming reduction.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →The deployment of a single, dismissive consonant designed to completely invalidate someone's feelings and win an argument through sheer apathy.
Read full entry →A cruel culinary deception where dried grapes masquerade as delicious cocoa, devastating the consumer's trust in baked goods.
Read full entry →The strategic, open-ended postponement of a social event, acting as a polite smokescreen for the fact that you despise their company.
Read full entry →A catastrophic slip of the mouse that permanently broadcasts your desperate, late-night professional stalking to someone you haven't spoken to since 2018.
Read full entry →A highly tactical, meandering stroll through an office building designed to extract maximum financial compensation for minimum physical effort.
Read full entry →A sickening, heart-pounding review of financial damage inflicted at 2 AM while convincing yourself you needed five new jackets.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new font will look slightly different.
Read full entry →The desperate deployment of digital laughter to avoid engaging with an uncle's genuinely concerning conspiracy theory.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to restart a laptop out of fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A 15-minute purgatory where Windows forces you to stare at a spinning circle, delaying the misery of your inbox.
Read full entry →The soul-crushing silence that follows a risky joke or a genuine request for weekend plans in a WhatsApp group of eight people.
Read full entry →A toxic, insecure dating strategy involving artificially delaying a WhatsApp response to project an aura of high value.
Read full entry →The narcissistic, deeply annoying habit of immediately invalidating a colleague's cold by boasting about a severe flu you had in 2019.
Read full entry →A dating profile description offering almost no meaningful personal detail beyond height and generic hobbies.
Read full entry →Someone whose reliable recall of key dates quietly rescues the other partner from an entirely avoidable disaster.
Read full entry →The unironic act of treating a routine supermarket trip with a partner as a satisfying, enjoyable shared outing.
Read full entry →A bold, unapologetic approach to a first date meal that skips any pretence of eating lightly to seem polite.
Read full entry →The uncontrolled escalation of a date conversation into extended, unsolicited detail about a previous relationship.
Read full entry →The indiscriminate collection of dating app matches without any real intention of following up with most of them.
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