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The cowardly, chemical warfare act of crop-dusting an enclosed space and leaving strangers to suffer the consequences.
Read full entry →The covert digital assassination of a coworker's character while maintaining a perfectly blank, professional facial expression.
Read full entry →An HR-enforced nightmare involving trust falls, escape rooms, or bowling, designed to foster morale but entirely destroying the will to live.
Read full entry →The highly efficient, guilt-free maneuver of abandoning a social event to go eat pizza in bed without navigating twenty goodbyes.
Read full entry →The deliberate and highly satisfying act of reading Reddit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb, purely to punish your employer.
Read full entry →A highly professional, aggressively polite phrase designed to highlight a colleague's spectacular incompetence without alerting HR.
Read full entry →The insidious, unpunished theft of potato products by someone who explicitly declined to order their own.
Read full entry →The structural failure of a baked good resulting in a tragic, sugary splash into a hot beverage.
Read full entry →A corporate gathering designed entirely to justify a middle manager's existence while stealing your afternoon.
Read full entry →The instant evaporation of intent that occurs the second Google loads on a screen.
Read full entry →The punishing consequence of forgetting to drink a hot beverage, consisting of lukewarm tannin and biscuit crumbs.
Read full entry →The unconscious, selfish acquisition of extra head support at the expense of a loved one's neck alignment.
Read full entry →The grim, sweetened sediment created when a dunked baked good loses structural integrity and drowns.
Read full entry →The subtle manipulation of a cursor to prevent your workplace chat icon from turning yellow while you make tea.
Read full entry →A mutual, non-verbal look shared between partners that initiates a stealthy exit from a social gathering.
Read full entry →The nocturnal, unconscious theft of shared bedcovers, leaving the victim exposed to the elements.
Read full entry →The heart-stopping fraction of a second where your entire company almost sees your online shopping basket.
Read full entry →The criminal abandonment of a perfectly made hot beverage until it is tepid and undrinkable.
Read full entry →The tragic over-saturation and subsequent structural collapse of a baked good into a hot beverage.
Read full entry →A physical assessment of liquid mass to determine if a cup of tea is viable without a trip to the shop.
Read full entry →A covert culinary operation executed by temporarily disabling video feeds during a company-wide broadcast.
Read full entry →The cultural inability to simply say 'thank you', usually involving pointing out a flaw in oneself instead.
Read full entry →A clumsy digital maneuver that accidentally heart-reacts a text from 2021 instead of opening the keyboard.
Read full entry →The gradual acceptance that you are going to eat plain cheese instead of a real meal.
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