spit-bluff
The mutual, unspoken agreement to completely ignore a rogue droplet of saliva hitting a table.
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The mutual, unspoken agreement to completely ignore a rogue droplet of saliva hitting a table.
Read full entry →The painful consequence of losing grip strength while doomscrolling horizontally.
Read full entry →The complete abdication of basic mental arithmetic to a digital device out of sheer laziness.
Read full entry →The absolute lie you tell yourself when saving a 10,000-word article you will never look at again.
Read full entry →The impossible physics of computer ports that require three attempts for a two-sided plug.
Read full entry →The act of entering credentials at a glacial pace, causing you to forget which key you just pressed.
Read full entry →The agonizing state of being forced to hold a polite smile while watching an unfunny two-minute clip.
Read full entry →The complete blanking of intent that occurs the moment the home screen appears.
Read full entry →The deep sigh and reluctance experienced before attempting to separate a mess of wires.
Read full entry →The irrational, compulsive need for the television sound level to be a multiple of two or five.
Read full entry →The painful, humiliating consequence of losing grip strength while reading in a supine position.
Read full entry →The mandatory, untranslatable vocalization emitted when trying to navigate past someone in a narrow space.
Read full entry →The absent-minded storing of cereal or keys in the refrigerator.
Read full entry →The bizarre human reflex of muting audio to dedicate more brain power to the olfactory glands.
Read full entry →The useless, loud offering of tactical advice to athletes who cannot hear you.
Read full entry →The catastrophic double-tap that alerts someone you were deeply stalking their past.
Read full entry →The paranoid review of a dispatched message to ensure you didn't include a typo or sound angry.
Read full entry →The profound, ASMR-like joy of removing the protective film from a fresh screen.
Read full entry →The realization midway through an angry paragraph that the argument simply isn't worth it.
Read full entry →The discovery of crumpled, faded artifacts from past purchases in a winter coat.
Read full entry →The mindless repetition of checking a feed you literally just refreshed.
Read full entry →The universally frustrating experience where a symmetrical-looking plug requires multiple flips.
Read full entry →The maddening inability to find a comfortable core temperature during transitional seasons.
Read full entry →Falling into an internet rabbit hole about a supporting actor's personal life instead of watching the film.
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