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The sudden loss of energy required to argue, resulting in a single-word capitulation.
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The sudden loss of energy required to argue, resulting in a single-word capitulation.
Read full entry →A neurological misfire causing the distinct sensation of a text message in an empty pocket.
Read full entry →The infuriating ability to watch an entire film while ignoring a bright white arrow in the center of the picture.
Read full entry →Sliding audio devices slightly off the ear to hear the environment without fully committing to removing them.
Read full entry →A socially disastrous automatic response that does not fit the context of the conversation.
Read full entry →The dangerous game of forwarding a captured image while exhausted or distracted.
Read full entry →The tactical deployment of a smartphone to create an invisible barrier against street fundraisers.
Read full entry →To project digital amusement while experiencing absolutely zero physical emotion.
Read full entry →To emit a fake, agreeable laugh in a noisy environment to hide your lack of comprehension.
Read full entry →The sudden, intense fascination with an empty lock screen to avoid eye contact on the high street.
Read full entry →The intense frustration of plastic film shredding into an unusable, narrowing triangle.
Read full entry →The mysterious phenomenon of bedcovers completely consuming a television remote.
Read full entry →The inability to throw away an outdated SCART lead out of fear you might need it in 2035.
Read full entry →The obsessive habit of opening apps solely to eliminate the notification badge.
Read full entry →A rambling, incoherent message left simply because you weren't prepared for the beep.
Read full entry →The delicate contortion required to make a fraying charging wire actually conduct electricity.
Read full entry →The infuriating moment when your phone changes a perfectly spelled word into nonsense.
Read full entry →The overconfidence of typing a known password too quickly, leading to an account lockout.
Read full entry →The act of watching your phone ring and refusing to answer out of digital paranoia.
Read full entry →The muscle memory that causes you to open a social app the second you close it.
Read full entry →The disappointment of watching an indicator appear, then disappear with no message sent.
Read full entry →The reluctance to close any web page out of a baseless fear you might need it again.
Read full entry →The accidental selection of a bizarre emoji when under pressure to reply quickly.
Read full entry →The sudden inability to type correctly because someone is looking over your shoulder.
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