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The suffocating, sweat-inducing nightmare of taking the London Underground wrapped in winter clothing with zero ventilation.
Read full entry →A relentless descent into anxiety caused by consuming an endless feed of global catastrophes while lying in bed.
Read full entry →Being so heavily under the influence of alcohol that all logic, dignity, and self-preservation instincts are entirely bypassed.
Read full entry →A fiercely opinionated, entirely uneducated local patron who traps innocent drinkers in endless conversations about chemtrails and the government.
Read full entry →A catastrophic group effort where too many managers and not enough competence turn a minor issue into a systemic meltdown.
Read full entry →A broad categorization for any action involving terrible parking, loud chewing, or playing music without headphones on a train.
Read full entry →The careless detonation of 5,000 notifications across an entire corporation by someone who does not understand how email works.
Read full entry →The sudden, chest-tightening terror experienced by millennials and Gen Z when forced to deal with an unexpected live voice call.
Read full entry →The relentless, parasocial hovering of an uninvited internet male trying to force a connection through sheer volume of notifications.
Read full entry →A catatonic, drooling condition where your attention span is reduced to three seconds and you have consumed zero meaningful information.
Read full entry →The weaponization of basic grammar in an instant message to signify that the conversation is over and you hate the recipient.
Read full entry →The catastrophic wall of digital demands that instantly neutralizes any relaxation gained from taking time off work.
Read full entry →An existential, suffocating panic attack occurring in the dead of night, focused entirely on the bleak, inescapable grind of human existence.
Read full entry →A profound British declaration of judgment, used to describe a disastrous situation, a messy room, or a person who has completely given up.
Read full entry →An escalating cascade of catastrophic failures, usually caused by terrible management, resulting in an unmitigated disaster.
Read full entry →A state of profound, irrational hatred where an individual's mere existence and basic bodily functions become an unbearable provocation.
Read full entry →A euphoric, intoxicating rush of dopamine triggered by a text message stating a friend is 'too sick' to go out tonight.
Read full entry →The blinding, physics-defying rage experienced when an inanimate object aggressively hooks your belt loop or earphone wire, usually inducing a breakdown.
Read full entry →An inexplicable, demonic possession that compels a dog or cat to run parkour off the walls at 3 AM.
Read full entry →A shared, catatonic state where a couple exists in the same room but entirely different algorithmic universes.
Read full entry →The feline assertion of dominance over a human's primary source of income by using it as a heated bed.
Read full entry →The lethal feline strategy of executing a figure-eight around the ankles of a human holding boiling soup.
Read full entry →A loud, flashing notification alerting the entire supermarket that you failed to correctly scan a carrot.
Read full entry →The lethal feline tactic of figure-eighting through human shins near a steep drop.
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