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The inexplicable burst of feline energy that results in parkour off the bedroom walls in the dead of night.
Read full entry →The affectionate but agonizing process of a feline making 'biscuits' on your bare thigh.
Read full entry →The bizarre human reflex of muting audio to dedicate more brain power to the olfactory glands.
Read full entry →The catastrophic double-tap that alerts someone you were deeply stalking their past.
Read full entry →The deliberate, slow-motion destruction of property by a feline seeking attention.
Read full entry →The rapid collapse of nutritional willpower the moment a coworker suggests getting a pastry.
Read full entry →The corporate catastrophe of sending a private complaint to the entire company directory.
Read full entry →A mutually accepted lie told at the end of an unexpected encounter to facilitate a smooth exit.
Read full entry →The sudden, heavy reluctance to engage in synchronous voice communication.
Read full entry →The traditional, physical precursor to initiating a departure from a social gathering.
Read full entry →The unwavering feline belief that volume and mass are merely suggestions.
Read full entry →The automatic application of human social norms to an animal.
Read full entry →The unsettling feline habit of gazing intensely at a spot where nothing exists.
Read full entry →The feline assertion of dominance by sleeping on the only object you are trying to use.
Read full entry →The structural failure of cheap plastic right as you lift rubbish over the kitchen floor.
Read full entry →The perpetual relocation of unfolded clothes rather than actually putting them away.
Read full entry →The obsessive habit of opening apps solely to eliminate the notification badge.
Read full entry →The delicate contortion required to make a fraying charging wire actually conduct electricity.
Read full entry →The disappointment of watching an indicator appear, then disappear with no message sent.
Read full entry →To explain something verbally over text because writing it out feels like a chore.
Read full entry →Confident that a chosen queue will move fastest, usually without justification.
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