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The phenomenon of unlocking a device, being distracted by a notification, and completely forgetting your original intent.
Read full entry →The single designated space in a kitchen for items that possess no logical category but cannot legally be thrown away.
Read full entry →The state of remaining perfectly still for hours to avoid disturbing a resting feline.
Read full entry →A localized loss of vision that prevents you from locating condiments until someone else points them out.
Read full entry →The cold flash of terror when you realize you signed off a professional email with 'Lots of love'.
Read full entry →The tactical deployment of a simple positive word to indicate massive, unresolved resentment.
Read full entry →An Oscar-worthy display of feline agony, protesting a bowl that is technically 90% full.
Read full entry →The specific time of night when a cat decides to run horizontally along the back of the sofa.
Read full entry →The deeply unsettling feline habit of locking eyes with absolutely nothing for extended periods.
Read full entry →A glitch in the human nervous system that perfectly mimics the sensation of an incoming text message.
Read full entry →A meditative, catatonic state induced by looking at Microsoft Excel while thinking about absolutely nothing.
Read full entry →The heavy understatement of apocalyptic scenarios to maintain a stiff upper lip.
Read full entry →An ominous, whistling intake of oxygen used by a repair person to indicate that an issue will be vastly expensive.
Read full entry →The act of securing a valuable item in a location so obscure that you effectively hide it from yourself.
Read full entry →The daily relocation of unfolded laundry to whichever piece of furniture you currently need to use.
Read full entry →The suffocating, enforced quiet that descends upon strangers sharing an elevator.
Read full entry →A catastrophic conversational error where you return a greeting that makes absolutely no sense in context.
Read full entry →The submissive act of erasing a drafted text message because the other person's typing indicator appeared.
Read full entry →The deliberate, slow-motion destruction of property by a feline asserting dominance.
Read full entry →The sudden, sharp pain of yanking an earbud out without clearing the cartilage.
Read full entry →The complete abdication of basic mental arithmetic to a digital device out of sheer laziness.
Read full entry →The agonizing state of being forced to hold a polite smile while watching an unfunny two-minute clip.
Read full entry →The lazy abdication of household responsibility, leaving the cardboard tube for the next victim.
Read full entry →The momentary terror of catching movement in the corner of your eye, only to realize it's you.
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