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Broad classification for food & drink.
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The pathetic corporate strategy of buying cheap Domino's instead of giving employees a pay rise or addressing burnout.
Read full entry →The masochistic British habit of rejecting food you crave, solely to appear generous and well-mannered.
Read full entry →A high-stakes, liquid-balancing dance performed to navigate from the bar back to your table without spilling.
Read full entry →The pathetic, culturally ingrained need to ask for forgiveness when asserting your basic consumer rights.
Read full entry →A gravelly, embarrassing vocal malfunction that ruins your attempt to sound professional on a video call.
Read full entry →The incredibly slow, microscopic sipping of a £7 lager to maintain the right to sit at a pub table.
Read full entry →A temporary loss of external audio input caused by the skull-rattling crunch of eating a thick potato snack.
Read full entry →The cowardly, highly tactical avoidance of the office kitchen when you sense a tea round is imminent.
Read full entry →An invasive, apologetic physical maneuver required to reach the toilet through a wall of drinking men.
Read full entry →The futile, repetitive search for snacks that do not exist, driven by boredom rather than actual hunger.
Read full entry →The aggressive projection of 'please leave' energy towards patrons who are nursing empty glasses during peak hours.
Read full entry →The reckless, biologically dangerous act of exposing bare skin to a beer garden simply because a ray of light pierced the clouds.
Read full entry →The silent, brutal judgment of a hot beverage based on its color, usually classifying it derisively as 'dishwater' or 'builder's'.
Read full entry →The high-stress attempt to ensure your sandwich, drink, and crisps all possess the correct red label so you don't accidentally pay £7 for lunch.
Read full entry →The devastating clarity that hits at 1 AM when the music is too loud, your feet hurt, and you just want a cup of tea.
Read full entry →A fiercely opinionated, entirely uneducated local patron who traps innocent drinkers in endless conversations about chemtrails and the government.
Read full entry →The reckless consumption of alcohol leading to the demolition of social filters, resulting in vicious, honest family confrontations.
Read full entry →A state of affairs, usually involving price gouging, extreme cheek, or blatant disrespect, that crosses the line into mockery.
Read full entry →The highly efficient, guilt-free maneuver of abandoning a social event to go eat pizza in bed without navigating twenty goodbyes.
Read full entry →The deliberate and highly satisfying act of reading Reddit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb, purely to punish your employer.
Read full entry →The insidious, unpunished theft of potato products by someone who explicitly declined to order their own.
Read full entry →The act of giving a vigorous thumbs up with a mouth full of dry, overcooked chicken.
Read full entry →The structural failure of a baked good resulting in a tragic, sugary splash into a hot beverage.
Read full entry →An insurmountable physiological barrier reached after consuming too much fried food out of a cardboard box.
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