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Broad classification for food & drink.
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The crushing culinary deception experienced when dried grapes masquerade as chocolate chips.
Read full entry →The physical attempt to jump-start short-term memory by pivoting helplessly in the center of a kitchen.
Read full entry →The deceitful storage of a container holding only two drops of liquid, shifting the bin-trip to the next person.
Read full entry →The punishing consequence of forgetting to drink a hot beverage, consisting of lukewarm tannin and biscuit crumbs.
Read full entry →A culinary robbery conducted under the thin veil of democratic sharing.
Read full entry →The grim, sweetened sediment created when a dunked baked good loses structural integrity and drowns.
Read full entry →The desperate, knife-wielding attempt to rescue charred bread because you don't want to make another slice.
Read full entry →The act of consuming cold cuts directly from the shelf while letting all the cold air out of the appliance.
Read full entry →The unapologetic, dominant seizure of the final piece of shared food while asserting dominance.
Read full entry →The criminal abandonment of a perfectly made hot beverage until it is tepid and undrinkable.
Read full entry →A clandestine meal consumed over the kitchen sink at midnight, usually consisting of cold leftovers.
Read full entry →The tragic over-saturation and subsequent structural collapse of a baked good into a hot beverage.
Read full entry →A physical assessment of liquid mass to determine if a cup of tea is viable without a trip to the shop.
Read full entry →The covert consumption of the final snack item, followed by feigning ignorance regarding its disappearance.
Read full entry →The shameful abandonment of frozen peas next to the dog food because you couldn't be bothered to walk back.
Read full entry →A covert culinary operation executed by temporarily disabling video feeds during a company-wide broadcast.
Read full entry →The cultural inability to simply say 'thank you', usually involving pointing out a flaw in oneself instead.
Read full entry →A complex, mathematically flawed debate among friends regarding who is legally obligated to buy the next drink.
Read full entry →The gradual acceptance that you are going to eat plain cheese instead of a real meal.
Read full entry →The heartbreaking realization that your breakfast bowl is full but the fridge is empty.
Read full entry →The deafening crinkle caused by attempting to stealthily access a snack in a quiet room.
Read full entry →The inappropriate deployment of casual pub terminology during a serious interaction.
Read full entry →The public embarrassment of failing a 50/50 chance on basic architectural hardware.
Read full entry →The jarring, knee-buckling stomp onto a flat floor you thought was lower down.
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