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The tense, high-stakes game of intercepting a kitchen appliance before it can wake up the entire house.
Read full entry →The crushing culinary deception experienced when dried grapes masquerade as chocolate chips.
Read full entry →The lethal feline strategy of executing a figure-eight around the ankles of a human holding boiling soup.
Read full entry →A common psychological trick where purchasing healthy greens offsets the guilt of a terrible diet, before letting them rot.
Read full entry →The hypnotic fascination of watching a rotating plate of leftovers reheat.
Read full entry →The shameful act of rescuing cardboard from the rubbish to double-check cooking times.
Read full entry →The momentary searing of your eyebrows when checking on a pizza too closely.
Read full entry →The tense act of stopping the microwave at 0:01 to prevent waking the household.
Read full entry →To eat small amounts directly from the fridge instead of making a meal.
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