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An act of sheer culinary betrayal that violates all domestic trust and guarantees a massive household argument.
Read full entry →A measurement denoting absolute zero, specifically relating to motivation, productivity, or caring about your job after lunch.
Read full entry →A deeply selfish, exhausting individual who feeds on your empathy while offering absolutely zero support in return.
Read full entry →The strategic deployment of a fictitious, untraceable stomach bug to secure a mental health day without using annual leave.
Read full entry →The spineless, sickening display of sycophancy utilized by a corporate climber who lacks actual talent or morals.
Read full entry →The non-consensual trapping of a colleague in a confined space to forcibly deliver deeply uncomfortable, highly personal information.
Read full entry →The violent, immediate abandonment of a video game or task due to a sudden spike in uncontrollable, childish anger.
Read full entry →A spiritual strike action involving long toilet breaks, zero proactive emails, and a total refusal to engage with the capitalist machine.
Read full entry →The covert digital assassination of a coworker's character while maintaining a perfectly blank, professional facial expression.
Read full entry →An HR-enforced nightmare involving trust falls, escape rooms, or bowling, designed to foster morale but entirely destroying the will to live.
Read full entry →The reckless consumption of excessive caffeine to simulate motivation in a job you actively despise.
Read full entry →A pedantic Reddit or Twitter user who believes that correcting your use of 'there' versus 'their' constitutes winning a debate.
Read full entry →A spiritual awakening that occurs around 3 PM on a Friday, wherein professional consequences cease to hold any psychological weight.
Read full entry →The malicious, cowardly act of blind-copying or visibly including a superior in a minor digital dispute to force the other person to back down.
Read full entry →A highly professional, aggressively polite phrase designed to highlight a colleague's spectacular incompetence without alerting HR.
Read full entry →A wordless, homicidal look deployed at a coworker who attempts to discuss a spreadsheet before you have taken your coat off.
Read full entry →The sociopathic dispatch of a highly complex request just as the recipient is packing their bag to leave.
Read full entry →A corporate gathering designed entirely to justify a middle manager's existence while stealing your afternoon.
Read full entry →The terrifying, croaky noise emitted when speaking for the first time after three hours of silent listening.
Read full entry →The bare minimum physical effort required to prevent a screensaver from betraying your lack of productivity.
Read full entry →The violent elastic retaliation of a bedsheet that refuses to encompass a mattress corner.
Read full entry →A performance of intense concentration on a progress bar so coworkers think you are doing complex coding.
Read full entry →The mechanical typing of laughter into a group chat while experiencing the emotional baseline of a damp sponge.
Read full entry →A terrifying two-word message that immediately convinces the recipient that someone has died or they are being fired.
Read full entry →The dictionary is still being written
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